1. 15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  2. me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

bonerlucas:

banging-ashtons:

CAN I BE THE MICROPHONE????

THIS IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE